The Dominion of New Sovereign Funnel Cake is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 692 million New Sovereign Funnel Cake landeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 60.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong New Sovereign Funnel Cakean economy, worth 51.0 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,690 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

New Sovereign Funnel Cake is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp, serial killers share cells with serial jaywalkers, and families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Sovereign Funnel Cake's national animal is the Octopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

New Sovereign Funnel Cake is ranked 104,284^th in the world and 2,108^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 14.66 flags saluted per person per day.